person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
NEW INBOX GAME!!
Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you